The potato and the pea are pretending to be pirates
The gourd is a ghost on a ship they sank
The French fry is a ferocious phantom
And the pepper is a prisoner upon the plank
It's the vegetable's Halloween party
The celery is a scary spider
The carrot creeps from his crypt at night
The mushroom is a menacing monster
And the fennel is Frankenstein
It's the vegetable's Halloween party
The vegetable's vampire ball
It's a very scary Halloween party
The artichoke is Alice Cooper
The watercress is a wicked witch
The broccoli is a brooding bandit
Who with the rutabaga robs the rich
It's the vegetable's Halloween party
The vegetable's vampire ball
It's a very scary Halloween party
Okra has her own cable network
So she dressed as the cable guy
Peter Pumpkin is a jack-o-lantern
But the guitar makes him cry
Come inside to the Halloween party
Help yourself to a bowl of chips
Hear the screams from everybody
When you reach for the veggie dip
Eat your vegetables!
Eat your vegetables!
Eat your vegetables!