Spending doll at the booky shop
Done the lot
Now it's back to noodle pots
Who's the boss?
Of profit loss
Out the front
St Georges cross
On his land
Contraband
Fell off the back of a luton van
It's all back hand
And brickie tans
I don't expect you to understand
If your not from Essex land
He's an Essex man in an Essex land
He goes to work where he earns his grand
And he makes it last all week
Bills to pay and mouths to feed
Life is so much fun in Essex land
He walks the tight rope
In Essex land
He never drives slow
In Essex land
They call him John Doe in Essex land
Yeah life I so much fun in Essex land
Double Dutch
Dip the clutch
Goodbye thank you very much
Can you tell
Here from hell
I can, different personnel
Beginners luck
Tummy tuck
Corners shop they've all been shut
Avwah
So long and fare well
Another thing been and gone
In Essex land
Saving for a Turkey trip
To bring my hairline back a bit
Cheaper if I go away
Get my teeth done in a day
Lower than the asking price
Cheap cologne
And fury dice
And we do it all to fit in nice
Some do it all to intice
In Essex land
Spend the night at the bar
The pub was full from my memoir
Standing at the fruit machines
The bloke behind mes looking mean
Fancy that I'm gonna leave
Beer is soaking up my sleeve
Seen somethings you won't believe so it's
Back to where im out of sight
In Essex land