(the most off beat count off ever heard)
It's funny how
You're spendin all your money
And you don't even care
Your life is never sunny til you've
Bought more than your share
Your wallet
And all your credit cards
Are in despair
Do you really need
Anymore brands, to wear?
Buy more
You'll never have enough
So keep on buying stuff
To fill your shelves up
Promoter screaming please
Buy my Matt & Cheese
Have a sample have a tease
Putting you ease, oh
Matt & Cheese
27 helpings please, of
Matt & Cheese
Til I'm bursting at the seams, oh
Matt and cheese
Fill me til I scream, yes!
Matt & Cheese
I don't care if it'll kill me
(freaking awesome guitar part)
You worked real hard
Cuz you heard the new flavor
Was plum
But when it hit your tongue
It had the same taste and
You felt dumb
Still you didn't seem to care
Cuz you didn't leave
Any crumbs
Now go back to work and
Think about this song
While you hum
So now go
Go scrounge up all your cents
Sell your house go live in a tent
Figure out where the money went
They don't really care about you
Or the money that you've spent
The conglomerations keep building
Cuz you keep on paying rent
To the
Matt & Cheese
27 helpings please, of
Matt & Cheese
Til I'm bursting at the seams, oh
Matt and cheese
Fill me til I scream, yes!
Matt & Cheese
I don't care if it'll kill me
Matt & Cheese
More please
Gimmie some of that, Matt & Cheese!