Welcome to the Bland Canyon
That'll be 35 dollars
Come stay a while and look at all our deer
And we have got these squirrels
That will come as you for food
But if you feed them you just did a crime
If you forget just read the signs
And don't forget the main attraction
We have got a hole
And you're allowed to walk up to the side
And you can almost see a river
At the bottom of the hole
But I hope you didn't wanna get that close
Because we never even built a f*cking road to it
The best part of the Grand Scamyon
Is all the different languages
I heard 10 in the hour I was there
People come from all over the world
To a land that offers nothing
And pay 35 dollars all the same
The park rangers are laughing all the way to the bank