Ladies and gentlemen
What you are about to witness is history in the making
In the red corner at one hundred and fifty beats per minute
Brostep
And his opponent, in the blue corner
He is the kick-clap master
Briddim (Volpetron)
Only one can win
Brostep on my mark
Fight
Oh my Go-
Unleash the briddim
How can he keep fighting after that battle?
Only one
Oh God, they're still going at it?
And the winner is, Br-