I went on the Facebook this morning, you won't believe the things I learned
Bill Gates causes the Coronavirus, Obama is a big ol' lizard
The earth is flat, Santa ain't fat
Neil never walked on the moon
Winnie the Pooh enjoyed Piglet bacon
And that dish really hated the spoon
I wonder where the birds go when it rains
All these conspiratorial theories are drivin' me insane
This so-called information, is just so much noise pollution
Leaves the whole damn country in a Deep State of Confusion
You know Hillary and Bill done killed 4,065 people
I saw the video on YouTube, wake up there, sheeple
Fluoridation, Vaccinations
Chemtrails, the New World Order
The illuminati has a taco shop
On the Idaho/Mexico border
I wonder where the birds go when it rains
All these conspiratorial theories are drivin' me insane
This so-called information, is just so much noise pollution
Leaves the whole damn country in a Deep State of Confusion
Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself, said hash tag Mom's basement
That got me to wonderin' if ol' Paul was still dead
Elvis is alive, Big foot thrives
You gotta believe me son
I saw them both in a flyin' saucer headed to Area 51
I wonder where the birds go when it rains
All these conspiratorial theories are drivin' me insane.
This so-called information, is just so much noise pollution
Leaves the whole damn country in a Deep State of Confusion
Leaves the whole damn world in a Deep State of Confusion