Realname Kash - if the Sum 41 Lyrics

Yeah yo
Check it
Follow my gut I don't care what the math is
But if the Sum 41 I have to play fat lip
Tryna be healthy but my inner self a fat chick
Asked her for a Klondike she told me do a backflip
F*ck is that shit
Bones hurt need a new mattress
Asked my alter ego if I'm crazy he said batshit
Manifesting miracles and magic
I hate when people in the f*ckin' parking lot back in
You think you're so f*cking cool huh
You think you run the f*cking world
You think you're cooler than school
Too cool for school got news for you you're not
The type of guy to ask me how much I can squat
I don't think that you're a bad guy just wish that you would stop
Because I'm sort of in a hurry and I really need to shop
Sometimes when I'm on stage I get frozen in my thoughts
Cute girl up in the crowd
She's the only one I'm seeing
Like there's no one else around
I think she's European
Who the f*ck thought about makin' Turducken
Did you know that it's impossible to think about nothing
If you're thinkin' bout nothin' then you're thinkin' bout something
Every morning when I wake up I think about Dunkin
Donuts
F*ck you Starbucks
Just kidding please don't sue me
I can almost guarantee that Starbucks loves to f*ckin' sue
I just soaked her ladyfingers then I fed her tiramisu
I know I talk a lot of shit I was raised by Halo two
I exclusively survived off Doritos and Mountain Dew
But before that I'd bring a nacho lunchable to school
The thing about those is that they're not actually food
I used to give Devan my salsa cause me and him were cool
But the thing I needed most was just a piece of fruit
I was malnourished
Somehow I still flourished
I was malnourished
Somehow I still flourished
But did I really? No I didn't
My life sucks just kidding
No I'm not No I'm not
Damn who the f*ck is that
Cute girl up in the crowd
Is she awake or is she sleeping
Maybe she's just really high
Never mind she's Korean
I love all Asians I love everyone
Peace on Earth
I just wanna say one last thing before I go
Never mind