Well you look like the kind who's got an eye for a bargain
The kind of guy who likes to shop around
Well I got me this ole heart
That I'm putting on the market
And I'll make you a deal you can't turn down
Have I got a deal for you
A heart that's almost like brand new
And I'll let it go so cheap
You'll think you stole it 'fore you're through
Have I got a deal for you
Well you could search the whole world over
And never find another like it
It's got a built in lifetime guarantee
It's a one time only offer
And darling once you've tried it
You're gonna fall in love with it you'll see
Have I got a deal for you
A heart that's almost like brand new
And I'll let it go so cheap
You'll think you stole it 'fore you're through
Well,Have I got a deal for you
Well sure I'll admit that it's been used a time or two
But have I got a deal for you.