Recess Radio - Fairy Godmother Skit Lyrics

Man working on this farm for 12 hours every day
It's getting exhausting I'm tired of this
I'm short I'm chubby and I wish my dick was bigger

Whoa, who are you?
Oh I am your fairy godmother
Fairy godmother? My grandmother died like five years ago
Not grandmother I said fairy godmother
Fairy godmother? Well what do you do?
Oh I can make any of your dreams come true
Well what'll it cost?
Absolutely free. Unless you have crack, I'll take that too
I don't know what to say
Well what do you want?
Well, I guess I could be skinnier and taller and longer you know down there
Bippity Boppity Boo
Wow, I'm like 7 feet tall and my dick is like 10 inches! Thanks very godmother
No problem
Well now that I'm super tall and have this long dick I kind of need girls
You know, to you, know
Oh! To f*ck!
Well yeah when you say it like that it's awkward
Well you have those
Fairy godmother those are pigs
Look again, Bippity Boppity Boo
Aw-awesome

Now hand over that crack boy, and I'll need something to smoke it out of as well
Oh my god Fairy Godmother this is like the best day ever!