Well I wish a was a vampire so I could stay out all night long
I wish I was Bob Dylan so I could write a bunch of hit songs
And if I was a rolling stone, I'd roll right out of town
But I wish I was a square so I'd stop coming back around
And I don't know why I forgive the things you do to me
I don't know why I don't have the guts to set you free
And if I had one last wish I know what that would be
Well I'd wish I weren't your prisoner and that I could be released
And if I had a fast car, girl, I'd drive so far away
Far from you is far enough and that's just where I'd stay
And if I was a searcher then I'd find a brighter day
And I know you'd be alright, 'cause you don't love me anyway
And I don't know why I forgive the things you do to me
I don't know why I don't have the guts to set you free
And if I had one last wish I know what that would be
Well I'd wish I weren't your prisoner and that I could be released
Girl, I'd wish I weren't your prisoner and that I could be released