I think the time is long overdue
We had a heart to heart
So please relax on my comfy couch
And let's take it from the start
Tell me all about your daddy
And how he smacked you one too many times
And how your mama didn't hug you enough
It must've made you lose your mind, but
I don't wanna hear about your girlfriend
And how she made it with me
(Ain't it weird what makes us happy
Find the beat and let your feet fly fatty)
I don't wanna hear about your girlfriend
Don't wanna hear about it
Tell me about your birthday
The one where no one came
Or that time that Aunt Sue forgot
To collect you off the train
And tell me all about your school days
And how the bullies stole your tuckshop cash
I wanna be a sympathetic ear
There's one little catch
Don't wanna hear about it
Pretty sure it's all in your head
Don't wanna hear about it
Pretty sure it's all in your head
Don't wanna
I don't wanna hear about your girlfriend
And how she made it with me
(Ain't it weird what makes us happy
Find the beat and let your feet fly fatty)
I don't wanna hear about your girlfriend
And how she made it with me
(Ain't it weird what we find funny
Robbed your hive, got caught in your honey)
I don't wanna hear about your girlfriend
Don't wanna hear about it. No sir