Now that I'm a big star, what am I gonna do?
I'm so bored counting all my money
I sit here and I think of you
It's so easy, it's so easy to do
I don't even have to try
I don't even want to try
Why should I waste my precious time?
I can't make you love me, but I know you will
I'm such an asshole, how could you resist?
I never meant to let it go to my head
I never thought it would come to this
It's me, the asshole of your dreams
I can't make you love me, but I know you do
I'm so cool, no one wants to look at me
And I'm so cool, no one wants to talk to me
I'm so f*ckin' cool, nobody cares at all!
I'm a Big F*ckin' star oh yea yea yea!