Relive Reactions - The Heartburn Song (Everything Gives Me Heartburn) Lyrics

Eat a muffin for breakfast
Chicken at lunch
No matter how little
Or matter how much
I don't know how to help myself
I feel like I'm in f*cking hell
So what can I do to stop this

Everything gives me heartburn
And I don't know what to do
Everything gives me heartburn
Please help me make it through
Everything gives me heartburn
At work, at home, or at school
Everything gives me heartburn
And I don't feel cool

Drink a little lemonade at snack time
Some water between my meals
The trauma this has caused me
Will never f*cking heal
I'm so tired of this heartburn
Pray it never happens to you
(I'd take a cyanide pill but I'm scared it will give me heartburn too)

Even while chewing f*cking gum
I've already taken twenty tums
So what can I do to stop this

Everything gives me heartburn
And I don't know what to do
Everything gives me heartburn
Please help me make it through
Everything gives me heartburn
At work, at home, or at school
Everything gives me heartburn
And I don't feel cool

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
IF YOU SUFFER ACID REFLUX IN YOUR STOMACH
AND IT CAUSES YOU HOURS UPON HOURS OF THE PAINS OF HEARTBURN
THEN SING IT WITH ME

Everything gives me heartburn
(Woa-oh-oh)
Everything gives me heartburn
(Woa-oh no)
Everything gives me heartburn
(Louder)
Everything gives me heartburn
(Let's f*cking go)

Everything gives me heartburn
And I don't know what to do
Everything gives me heartburn
Please help me make it through
Everything gives me heartburn
At work, at home, or at school
Everything gives me heartburn
And I don't feel cool

Everything gives me heartburn
(Woa-oh-oh)
Everything gives me heartburn
(Woa-oh no)
Everything gives me heartburn
(Woa-oh-oh)
Everything gives me heartburn