Mr. Alligator is dead
Misses Mattner took his head
Isn't it funny how life goes
Life seems to be just one big joke
Mr Alligator
Mr Alligator
Mr. Alligator
And he bit me, he's a green-eyed killer
Bitten by the dust you'll only see him once
Sharp teeth but not so sharp of a mind
Don't stuff me up
Green water muck
There's a hole in my head
I must be dead
Mr. Alligator is dead
Misses Mattner took his head
Isn't it funny how life goes
Life seems to be just one big joke