[Verse 1:]
My baby got mystery action
Well she lookin' like a fatal attraction
So I call her on the telephone
Say won't you come on round
It's cold out so were stayin' at home
I gotta say out loud
Battery operated - She got flashing lights
Push button activated - She got no time for fussin' and fights
She's not recommended by a problem page
For children under three years of age
She never far away but she's always out of sight
[Verse 2:]
Yeah baby I'm your mister reaction
My mind is aching and it's missing a fraction
Now you're doin' what you always do bump and go and scream
You don't know where you're goin' to or even where you've been
Battery operated - With a beep-beep sound
Push button activated - You'll never catch her runnin' around
She don't try to be like a TV star
Her mystery action won't go that far
The way she's acting is a mystery to me
[Instrumental]
[Verse 3:]
My baby got a mystery action
Well she's lookin' like a fatal attraction
So I call her on the telephone
Say won't you come on round
It's cold out so were stayin' at home
I gotta say out loud
Battery operated - she got flashing lights
Push button activated - she got no time for fussin' and fights
She don't try to be like a TV star
Her mystery action won't go that far
The way she's acting is a mystery to me
The way she's acting is a mystery to me
The way she's acting is a mystery to me