Rick Vines - Cybertruck Lyrics

Forget about those gold chains
Forget about Axe Body Spray
Forget about the winter tan
That shit is just passe
If you want to show the whole world
That you're just a big dumb f*ck
Nothing quite says douchebag, like a CyberTruck

Forget about those protein shakes
Or showing off your CrossFit strength
If you need to compensate
For your inadequate length
If you really want to scream out loud
That you're trying way too much
Nothing quite says douchebag, like a CyberTruck

You like to waste your money
We all just find it funny
We roll our eyes and laugh behind your back
Like a great big toaster oven
Everyone can see it coming
But where will you put the rifle rack?

You talk a big crypto game
But you just sound insane
Perched inside that shiny box
Acting like it's your private plane
If you want to show off
Just how much your judgement sucks
Nothing quite says douchebag, like a CyberTruck
You used to drive a hummer, but that wasn't quite enough
Nothing quite says douchebag
Nothing quite says douchebag
Nothing quite says douchebag like a CyberTruck
I hate to break it to you
But you're a dick like Elon Musk
And nothing quite says douchebag like a CyberTruck