Riinya - Paradise Lyrics

You know how Lil Dicky said that once you're a rapper
You have to write a song about smoking weed
Well I figured I'd go ahead and get that requirement out of the way
So here we are

I smoke to get high
Floating on cloud 9
Feeling so great I got a one way ticket to paradise
I smoke to get high

Man I'm living like royalty Mary Jane is the queen and I'm like the prince
Got me all f*cked up, I'm going to ran while camping, get it cause I'm running past tents
Hence that's how my time's spent but you dimwits are giving me the f*cking shin splints
Cuz I've been new since, my new scents made me a nuisance
Put your head in nooses until the news ends
It's amazing to see my progress and all the skills I've honed, especially when I'm in the zone
You wanted me to come over for a little bit via phone, but then I showed up and nobody was home
So I called my buddies to see if they wanted to go to the ozone they said "you won't be alone"
Then I had a crowd telling you to kick rocks
And I ain't talking mid-evil torture when I say I'll get you stoned (get it)

Sing along if you smoke that tough rough grass
Remember the unwritten rule, when you toke it's puff puff pass
Just take your time note, don't huff stuff fast
It's not a race, you'll burn your throat, enough bluff ass

I smoke to get high
Floating on cloud 9
Feeling so great I got a one way ticket to paradise
I smoke to get high

Feeling so dead I'm probably gonna need a resurrection, you never see me flexin
F*ck I'm almost out of weed but I'm gonna smoke the ash
And give myself a resin erection (wtf is that)
Objection, I'm so baked I feel like I'm being birthed by a c-section
Why don't you just dabble in this amazing possession? Head this direction it's just a suggestion
Not tryna peer pressure I just want you to fill that hole
And make you feel swoll you ain't gotta pay a toll
You stole my soul on that pole I'll stroll to my goal and my knees are week like a foal
Let's play a role where we go through a world and patrol to find an elder scroll
We can all get along and chill as long as we sit around a smoke this bowl

Sing along if you smoke that tough rough grass
Remember the unwritten rule, when you toke it's puff puff pass
Just take your time note, don't huff stuff fast
It's not a race, you'll burn your throat, enough bluff ass

I smoke to get high
Floating on cloud 9
Feeling so great I got a one way ticket to paradise
I smoke to get high

Time to set a goal, you got one week to smoke the 30g quota
If you can keep up, by the end of the week you'll be in a f*cking weed coma
You won't be able to tell right from wrong after you smite the bong with that green aroma
Listen to this high, and I'll entrance you since I'm a speed performer
Smoking that weed on a day to day basis like Kobe Bryant on his fade away makes it
Gotta shoot my shot you're a f*cking ignoramus if you don't get your kids vaccinated
I'm just a tiny prick in your arm I know you actually hate it I reeled you in like I master baited
But why you being such a cunt, here together we can smoke this blunt

I smoke to get high
Floating on cloud 9
Feeling so great I got a one way ticket to paradise
I smoke to get high