Riinya - Whammo Blammo Jammo Lyrics

Gotta start this song off right so I'll lead with my left foot
Love what I'm doing with my life I'm feeling blessed good
Gotta stand still with the moving target it's a bargain so you know I gotta get my shot put
You know the early bird gets the worm so I always chop the trees
Once I wake up I'm a lumberjack with the morning wood
Ha ha welcome to my club no thots allowed
Our guardian will kick you out his only line is "I am Groot"
When you think you got a chick pregnant just pray to Harry Potter
So maybe he could use the spell Fetus Deletus
Then once your done with that throw away that crap and cry in a corner
And get and hand job from general Grievous
I gotta hand it to you man you're more than a delinquent
I'm a butt head while you're beavis mhm girl I'm a diva
Can you hear it in my voice? Now what about now with the reverb I'm such a f*cking genius
Oh no, I think mom found the poop sock this song is just a bunch of f*ckin hooplah
As stated before I might join the navy because they are sub marine oorah
Take these pills to put some meat on my noodle it might turn into some goulash
Imagine being friends with Ethan Klein then you could join the gang of the fupa's
I'm just making this a little bit different from my other songs
I wanted to try something a little weird
To show you I can make light of any situation grinding a gear really grinds my gears
That's why I did all of this you can drink some piss
I'm just having having fun with my peers we can all scream cheers
Raise up our glasses full of beer now everyone with their hand up is all f*cking queer gotcha
You're trying to boost your game but you only completed half the circle
So I guess that means you've got hemorrhoids
Wanna get high follow me and do as you're told if you want any brownie points
Remember previous when I talked about general grievous well
He's got arthritis in his 4 wrist joints haha I'm like
Rambo's ammo mantle wearing my Flannel sandal handle in my
Camo Lambo panel I call it a Whammo blammo jammo ha