There was this f*ckin bloke
dirty ole c*nt
sucked his own cock
made me f*ckin throw up
He was the man
yeah the man
the man who sucked his own cock
Oi Oi Oi!
Then one day he ate his own balls
tasted real good with tar-tar sauce
and washed down with a pint
of working class lager beer mate
He was the man
yeah the man
the man who sucked his own cock
Oi Oi Oi!
I don't f*ckin judge
but some people are just f*ckin scum
yeah, he sucked his own cock
then rammed a sour kraut up his bum