(to the tune of Black Sabbath - Iron Man)
I am Santa Claus!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Flying through the snow
Can you hear him? Ho! Ho! Ho!
He's so full of cheer:
Only has to work one day a year.
Children in their beds
Visions of sugarplums fill their heads.
So many kids out there
Santa must be a billionaire!
Red suit, boots of black.
Big sack of toys hangin' off his back.
How much does he weigh?
How do the reindeer pull his sleigh?
No body sees him
as he travels the world
Leaving his presents
for the good boys and girls.
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Sees every move you make
Better be good for goodness' sake.
Leave him cookies and beer
He'll be back to your house first next year.
I am Santa Claus!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!