This canned good had a life span
Waitin' on a lonely shelf
Damage in transit notwithstanding
There's just about a bar code left
But all that's left in the fridge is corned beef hash
A side of desperation and a jelly glass
Listen homes, I want you to know
You're not the only one alone
You're not the only one alone
Corned beef hash
Corned beef hash
Corned beef hash
Soldier beans in the cupboard
One heel of Wonder Bread
A chilly wind blows from the frozen foods
And there's a cold tin can wishin' he were dead
And it's corned beef hash
Corned beef hash
Corned beef hash
Listen homes, I want you to know
You're not the only one alone
You're not the only one alone