Rob Getzschman - The Low-Low Price Lyrics

The peach-flavored sins are not cash-redeemable
They can't be redeemed for cash
And chasing hundredths of a cent isn't gonna pay my rent but might catch me the lash
The lash of a tongue of a shoe on a foot in the door
Oh, Lord
But I'm cuttin' coupons anyway
'Cause coupons are just like Jesus in that they save
And I've been saved, I've been saved for later
I tend to waver
Living large at the low-low price
Like a dollar store savior sacrifice
It's the proto-vice
It's the "yes, dear that's nice"
There's a mail-in rebate on my head
A money-back guarantee is what they said
No money down, no risk involved, no style, no tact, no class, no purchase necessary
Bad credit? No credit? Zero-point-zero APR and a salary to let me rot
To let me rot on just one calorie
From the peanut gallery we're all
Living large at the low-low price
Like a dollar store, save your sacrifice
It's the neo-crisis
It's the "yes, dear that's nice"
The peach-flavored sins are not cash redeemable, they can't be redeemed for cash
And the customer is always right when they don't know better
When they can't believe it's not butter
And it tastes nothing, it tastes nothing like butter
Living large at the low-low price
Like a dollar store savior sacrifice
It's the anti-christ
It's the "yes, dear that's nice"
And that's why
It's so nice
'Cause it's the low-low
The low-low
It's the low-low, low-low price
It's the low-low price
It's the low-low price
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