Hey cat, don't you touch that gal there, please
You'll get wasted, down to your knees
Now I don't like to brag,
I don't like to say what I do
But I'm like poison ivy,
I'll break out all over you
Now each day when I shave, I wear my housecoat
Two men have to hold me or I'll cut my throat
I don't like to brag
I don't like to say what I do
But I'm like poison ivy,
I'll break out all over you
Well I bought me a blade, it's I could afford
Too long to be a knife, too short to be a sword
Now I don't like to brag,
Don't like to say what I do
But I'm like poison ivy,
I'll break out all over you
Last night some cat got smart with my niece
Now he wearin a sign says "rest in peace"
Now I don't like to brag,
I don't like to say what I do
But I'm like poison ivy,
I'll break out all over you
I don't claim to be bad, don't claim to be strong
I just like to keep bad people from doing me wrong
Well, I don't like to brag,
I don't like to say what I do
But I'm like poison ivy,
I'll break out all over you
Hey cat, don't touch that gal there, please
You'll get wasted, down to your knees
Now I don't like to brag,
I don't like to say what I do
But I'm like poison ivy,
I'll break out all over you