[ Featuring Robyn Hitchcock, the Egyptians ]
Ted, Woody, and Junior,
Stand in the bath together
And cover each other with soap.
Cover each other with soap.
Ted, Woody, and Junior,
Stand in the frosty garden;
They can feel their sinews harden,
So they cover each other with leaves.
Cover each other with leaves.
Yeah, they cover each other with leaves.
Cover each other with leaves.
It's a wonderful world
With a lot of strange men;
Who are standing around,
And they're all wearing towels.
Ted, Woody, and Junior,
Were disappointments to their fathers,
But they had a way with lather,
And they covered each other with soap.
Covered each other with soap.
Yeah, they covered each other with soap.
Covered each other with soap.
Ted, Woody, and Junior.
