Bathroom cabinet, bet I'm grabbing it
Carton of Quaaludes, carton of Quaaludes
Under the kitchen sink, blue, orange, and pink
Carton of Quaaludes, carton of Quaaludes
Dose after hazy dose, growing like a daisy, rose
Carton of Quaaludes, carton of Quaaludes
Without them I'd die, you'll never find my
Carton of Quaaludes, carton of Quaaludes
Danger! Danger! Swallow 'em dry
Doesn't matter to me what they do
Chase 'em with sin and a nasty alibi
This is the prelude to my carton of Quaaludes
Down my mouth hole then I'm out cold
Carton of Quaaludes, carton of Quaaludes
DiCaprio's acting, Belfort's back pain
Carton of Quaaludes, carton of Quaaludes
Danger Danger playing on high
"Bang Bang" rocking the day ooh
Mix the loopy 'ludes in with a jazzy apple pie
I'm stumbling my way through this carton of Quaaludes
Makes me attractive like a magnet
Carton of Quaaludes, carton of Quaaludes
From my bassinet to the back of every cabinet
Carton of Quaaludes, carton of Quaaludes
Danger! Danger! I am so high
Dreaming I'm gliding through space, you
Gotta take it for a spin like a sassy Sally Ride
All year: April, May, June... this carton of Quaaludes