I don't want a baby cuz they'd be crazy like me
A maniac manic mini-me
Would leave me panic-stricken, the
Idea simply gives me anxiety
Cuz crazy'd raise crazy
And nobody wants more of
Crazy'd raise crazy
I'd say one me's enough
I ain't cut out for fatherhood so kid would do me good at all
Self-proclaimed dumbass, pervert, weird
Dude whose true use is [insert here]
Can't be a dad if I'm too self-involved
Cuz crazy'd raise crazy
And nobody wants more of
Crazy'd raise crazy
I'd say one me's enough
On the contrary, kids are the best
When it's not up to you whether they become a mess
I was lucky to have a dad that taught me shit
Like that he was a dick which made me the opposite
Maybe I'm too cynical or it's just a lack of bravery but
Either way I don't wanna run the risk of birthing a child that's crazy
Cuz crazy'd raise crazy
And nobody wants more of
Crazy'd raise crazy
I'd say one me's enough
Cuz crazy'd raise crazy
And nobody wants more of
Crazy'd raise crazy
I'd say one me's enough