Ronoc 'N' Roll - Eat Me Please Lyrics

I'm hanging by my ankles in a cave
Praying to the Lord, praying that someone come save me
Dangling above a steaming pot
Scanning 'round the place, scanning to the right I see 2 vats of gravy
Then my eyes bug out of my head
I realize what I'm in for and I think I'd be better off dead so

Stop with all the torture and eat me please
Lay me in a tray, drizzle on nacho cheese
Rid me of this horror and eat me please

All the blood is rushing to my brain
Losing consciousness, losing hope that someone bravely
Breaks into this murky dungeon
Before my imminent death, before my unknown captors bathe me
So right now I'd rather they ate me... I'd rather they ate me

Stop with all the torture and eat me please
Lay me in a tray, drizzle on nacho cheese
Rid me of this horror and eat me please

If it's my fate I might as well accept mine
Garnish the plate, I pair well with a red wine
Strip me down, don't boil me in my clothes
Look up, your leftovers are right under your nose
Filet me up, stew me, sizzle me
Put me out of my misery
I'm begging please, please, please

Stop with all the torture and eat me please
Lay me in a tray, drizzle on nacho cheese
Rid me of this horror and eat me please
Stop with all the torture and eat me please
Lay me in a tray, drizzle on nacho cheese
Rid me of this horror and eat me please