Ronoc 'N' Roll - Good Porn Lyrics

I'm a product of lots of exposure
To movie sex scenes and what Mom called 'no-no words'
But she wasn't the parent I lived with
So I'm a product of my father's twisted
Ideas and outlook on the world in
General, the freak flag I was furled in
Was unwrapped as soon as you found me
Thanks to you I can sleep soundly

You help me forget about my ex
You help me realize that life ain't so tough
You're so unpredictable, don't know what's coming next
You're always on around me unless I turn you off
You're like good porn
You're like good porn

I appreciate how you don't judge me
You don't care if I'm handsome or ugly
I'm vexed, entranced, you're so voodoo
A true true friend I could never do you

You're like good porn
Good porn

I know you so well cuz I am mature
Pro at J-ing O, no amateur
Always aid in erasing my thoughts of doubt
My pencil makes a stray mark you help me rub one out

You help me forget about my ex
You help me realize that life ain't so tough
You're so unpredictable, don't know what's coming next
You're always on around me unless I turn you off
You're like good porn
You're like good porn
Good porn
Good porn