Every employee fears her
Our boss walks through cubicles while I'm
Kissing my futuristic mirror
Reflecting on my past, seeing how I made out
She knocks on my desk with her gold ring
Tells me to pack up my stuff and go upstairs, it's time
I can feel my power building
Like my hand is touching the wall of the statehouse
I'll tell ya what, I feel higher than before
Nothing compares to living life on the top floor
Now every employee fears me
I don't joke anymore, a statue was erected
For me cuz I work so seriously
A working stiff, I'm a dick and I love it
The past me was a slob
I'm put-together now, I don't need reflections
This is my highest job
Until God hands me his then I'll be above it
I'll tell ya what, I feel higher than before
Nothing compares to living life on the top floor
I'll tell ya what, I feel higher than before
Nothing compares, nothing compares to life on the top floor