Ronoc 'N' Roll - Just Looking Lyrics

Hi, my name is Brian, I'm a normal guy, I'm
Bright and formal, I'm in a light red floral tie, I
Like indoor rock climbing, I think my star sign is
Pisces, maybe Gemini, Sagittarius rising
Might have little quirks despite my rather flirty
Side but I'll let you decide when they occur
Besides you shouldn't worry, life with me'd be joyous
I won't be annoying, I'm a human toilet
And I'm great with little kids, I'd love a baby boy which

Shows I'm ready for something real
Ready to settle some ring deal

I'm just looking for a new love, for a true love
Just looking for someone to do new love stuff with
Do butt stuff with, true love stuff with
I might just be looking for you

Let me say I've tried so many ways but I don't get
Any dates, it's fine though, guess they hate my bios
For apps like Hinge and Tinder, perhaps the pissing thing deters
Applicants, I figured that in-person dates would differ
Oh and by the way this whole night has been great, its
Tone is right, you've made me totally impatient
So guess I'll just say it: cold ones at my place, a
Sofa in my basement, won't need to get naked
Just hoping you farting on me is what we end this date with

Maybe the start of something real
Starts with me smelling your last meal

I'm just looking for a new love, for a true love
Just looking for someone to do new love stuff with
Do butt stuff with, true love stuff with
I might just be looking for you

Why are you staring at me like that
If I offended you, I swear I'll take it right back
Cuz I'm on a mission and lying by omission
Ain't what's in my cards
I'm telling you straight up I haven't made up
Anything I've told you thus far
I'm so sorry, I've talked this whole time
It's been all me, I wanna know whats on your mind
And we just met, I don't want you upset
With us I want there to be more
But I'll see it coming if you set off running
Instead cuz I've been there before

Brian, nice to see ya, hi, my name is Lisa
I'm glad we agreed tonight would finally be the
Time we'd meet up except my, I didn't expect
Lines of arrant sexual depth, I guess I'll accept it
You are sure somebody who knows what they love
Me too, we could share hobbies, do stuff like pilates
Scuba dive or watch the tube and eat a lot of food
Then use our bodies to defecate onto
We could live the life that nobody else wants to

You presumed I would kink shame ya
Had no clue I'd think the same but

We're both just looking for a new love, for a true love
Just looking for someone to do new love stuff with
Do butt stuff with, true love stuff with
I might just be looking for you
Looking to do someone who my parents would disapprove
Ohhh, we're all just looking for that someone to put up with our shit
Metaphorically and physically... depending on who you are
I mean, I'm not... I'm not into that kinda thing but if you are
I'm not gonna judge