Never cross me, never boss me around
Cuz I'm the meanest man in town
I can veto you but you can't veto me
I got more people on my side because I hate minority
I'm the lawmaker so you follow my rules
I'm the fat cat and you're the fools
I'll make rules you can't condemn
I'm the best lawmaker there's ever been
Since I am who I am, I helped write the Bill of Rights
Think about making laws every day and night
Whatever I tell you, don't start a riot
Don't protest, just keep your mouth quiet
I'll make our nation great and white like a shark
Make it bright as day cuz I'm afraid of the dark
Listen to all of the lies that I've said, cuz
It's better to burn bridges and build walls instead
I'm the lawmaker so you follow my rules
I'm the fat cat and you're the fools
I'll make rules you can't condemn
I'm the best lawmaker there's ever been
I'm the man with a plan of action
A suit-and-tie guy with a pen
One piece of paper'll do or maybe stacks and
Stacks and stacks of them
Just scrawling laws in my free TIME
I'm the lawmaker so you follow my rules
I'm the fat cat and you're the fools
I'll make rules you can't condemn
I'm the best lawmaker there's ever been
I'm the lawmaker so you follow my rules
I'm the fat cat and you're the fools
I'll make rules you can't condemn
I'm the best lawmaker there's ever been