Hiding marks on my body
Scarves in the middle of a summer's day
Nobody's gonna find out
Keeping you on a separate display
I ain't embarrassed of ya
I love ya like a really close friend
Not lying when I say I'm not leaving
Like Pinocchio, reality's gonna suspend
I'm your right-hand man, my right hand can
Do anything for you with purpose
Call it secret service, call it secret service
Just remain calm
I know you're shaky and nervous
Call me secret service, call me secret service
I'm a sucker for smiles
I fall for every really cute laugh
Can't check off my TO-DO list fast enough
Hitting up 3 dorms in an hour and a half
Trying to get my check in each box
Attempting not to become an item
Friends complain about all the wrongs on my lists
And they wonder why I right 'em
A frying pan that's got grease, a hot piece
Hidden in your basement: a furnace
Call it secret service, call it secret service
Just doing it cuz I'm a professional sneaker
Swoosh! That's what the curve is
Call me secret service, call me secret service
Breaks my heart to know all your other fellas went
Leaving with words like the twenty-ninth element
When this first began, thought it was just for the hell of it
Since we're this far now, I'll be your central intelligence
Doing all this dirty work cuz nobody's dating me
Thinking with my head, I already got an 8-inch lead
I'm a busy worker so babe you gotta wait and see
Towing the line for multiple agencies
I'm just tryna help any girl
And make sure they don't feel perfect
Call it secret service, call it secret service
Don't call me sleazy and worthless
It's more than just skin on my surface
We're all humans with natural urges
So if you're gonna call me anything
CALL ME SECRET SERVICE
CALL ME SECRET SERVICE (service)