Ronoc 'N' Roll - Still Asleep Lyrics

Tonight's the night, party's gonna be a big one
When the fire retires everyone pulls out their big guns
Shake a leg, kegs out far as the eye can see
"C'mon Con, do a shot! Aww don't be a pansy"

I'm afraid if I drink I'll end up sick in the sink
Face down, twenty bottles at my feet
If I'm still awake I'll end up making mistakes
My body up while my mind's still asleep

Pour me more, we are getting louder than planned
Watch me on the coffee table do a handstand
Flipped and fell, hurt like hell, I know my ass'll be
Sore in the morning, these drinks burn like gasoline

I was afraid if I drank I'd end up sick in the sink
But it's alright I just can't stand on my feet
I'm still awake, this party is great
My brain and body ain't asleep

I'm into this whole drinking thing
I was thinking things wouldn't go so well
Had an inkling things would escape my mind
And I'd end up trapped in a dank motel
I drank, oh well, my streak is done
I lasted 'til I's twenty-one, gee
It's longer than I can say for some
But I cracked like I was Humpty Dumpty
WOO

This was the night of my life but something doesn't feel right
This party's out-of-body, unlike real life
Could be the alcohol after all nothing's as it seems
Then I wake up, face covered in sweat, it was all just a big dream

Didn't have a drink, stayed home and got 40 winks
Face down, both socks stayed on my feet
I wasn't awake, the party was fake
Turns out after all I was still asleep
No alcohol, I was still asleep
PM Tylenol and I was asleep