The Rumbamen - Shoes (Getzumme) Lyrics

"Alright, we ready?"

I have a shoe. You what?
I have a shoe. Shoe?
I have a shoe. Shoe! (Shoe! Shoe!)
I have a shoe. SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE!
I have a shoe, so do you. So do me, hey!
I have a shoe. Hey! Hey!
I have a shoe
I have, a shoe

Do you have two?
With laces!
I have braces!
No you don't! I lied
Ha ha ha ha. YOU DIED (Woah!)
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bam hey!
You have a shoe? What?
I have two
I see that you do. Do? Ahhh! Doodoo!

Wait a second everybody
We have something to say
But it's from Mr... Norman?
"Uh, how many shoes would caterpillars have?" (Hey!)
Over nine thousand? (Five)
At least a hundred
Last Thursday I checked
Not really, but you know what, you should do it faggot
Woah

I have a shoe! Shoe!
And two pairs!
TITS (Ohh)
Shoes and a haircut, two bits!

"Yeah." "That was so awesome!"
"Stop it"
"Oh my G"