[ Featuring 30 Odd Foot of Grunts ]
Wendy´s got a little boy
Someone to keep in mind for the future
She´s got no husband who cares
She can find a man
Anytime she wants one
Now don´t you put her down
She tried to do it right
Sometimes things don´t come out
Quite, quite, quite the way we plan them
Quite the way we plan them
Wendy needs a little time
Dress her boy up
Take him out on parade
All those neighbors they stop and stare
Hey look, Wendy´s playing mommy again
Sometimes she feels a little lonely
Some days go by and all she feels is scared
Wendy´s got a little boy and no one else
Sometimes that just gets too much for her
Wendy´s lost another boy
She´s gotta take her time to adjust her clothes fall in love again
Flicks through her magazines and sighs
Hey what the hell
They´re only men
They´re only men
Sometimes she feels a little lonely
Some days go by and all she feels is scared
Wendy´s got a little boy and no one else