I never planned on losing everything in Vegas
That son-of-a bitch had a fistful of aces
I never thought I'd be wasted hitchhiking half naked off the 515
But here i am
I thought I'd land a good job after college
Instead of this student debt holding me hostage
I pictured me gettin' spotted in a maserati at my cottage by the lake
But here I am
I'm a little lost out here musta took a left turn
Somewhere between give a damn and what's it gonna hurt
Life wasn't supposed to be a string of crash lands
Losing control wasn't part of the plan but here I am
Here I Am
Knocking Uncle Joe out wasn't on my bucket list
I guess what goes around comes around in a five knuckle fist
I wasn't trying to resist, face down under arrest drunk in Boston
But here I am
I'm a little lost out here musta took a left turn
Somewhere between give a damn and what's it gonna hurt
Life wasn't supposed to be a string of crash lands
Losing control wasn't part of the plan but here I am
Here I Am
Just you think it's gettin' better it only gets worse
When your kissed by that up a creek, up a creek curse
I'm a little lost out here musta took a left turn
Somewhere between give a damn and what's it gonna hurt
Life wasn't supposed to be a string of crash lands
But what ya gonna do shit happens man but here I am
Here I Am
Knocking Uncle Joe out wasn't on my bucket list
Sorry Joe
But here I am