He plays sports she always watches, yeah he's on varsity
Damn he's so popular, yeah he's on awesome
She's so Barbie always shopping, she loves shopping
She's so popular, damn they're so popular
Boys prey on women a lot it makes me nauseous
I don't really like to talk, I hate gossip
She's been lost ever since she lost it
I still miss making out in the closet
He threw a party and we weren't invited
He does coke and he let her try it
Yeah, and he let her try it
He does coke and he let her try it
She's so plastic, he's so plastic
They're so plastic
Everyone is so plastic
Everyone is so plastic
Everyone is so plastic
Everyone is so plastic
She's so plastic, he's so plastic
Everyone is so plastic