Say Hi To Your Mom - Poor Pete Is A Bit Self Conscious Lyrics

Poor Pete is a bit self conscious
and he thinks that he's a vampire.
He gets in to his off-white saturn and heads into the suburbs.
He looks at himself in the mirror, like a girl putting makeup on
He wants to buy a brand new pair of teeth,
but they don't except coupons.
Is this gonna be the night that his daily horoscope comes true?
He knows Venus is in retrograde, but not if the moon is new.
Poor Pete isn't fashion forward, but he likes to think he's ultra cool.
He wink at a girl named Siouxsie while she's playing bumper pool.
She looks at him rather blankly,
before mouthing the words, "yeah, right."
She knows Pete's not the kind of guy
who will ever get it right.