Scopes Phil - Captain Of The Row (Parody On Captain Of Her Heart Lyrics

It is now 5th period and I'm goin' to my English class.
That class is the toughest in the school. I really hope I pass.
That teacher is so impersonal. He doesn't call me by name.
But the way he calls me is always the same.

When he calls "Row Five" I always know
that he's calling on me 'cause I am...
the captain of the row.