Screaming Monkey Boner - March Of The Midgets Lyrics

What's that in the distance, oh my gosh, oh my goodness, what

could it

possibly be?

It seems like the sound of a thousand midgets coming to town

to take revenge

upon me!



How could they have known, I found one outside my home and

now he is my

garden gnome?

I'm not a prejudice or racist, it's just when I see a midget,

I loose control!

(chorus)

I hate circus midgets, I hate circus midgets, I hate them and

they hate me!

I hate circus midgets, I hate circus midgets, I hate them,

yes indeed!

Break it down.