SNL - Giraffes! Lyrics

(Saturday Night Live Digital Short)
Giraffes! Giraffes! Giraffes! Giraffes!

We sleep 2 hours but we don't fear the reaper
We eat from trees and play mine-sweeper!

We weigh 3 tons and come from outer space
Sent here to destroy the whole human race!

Giraffes! Giraffes! Giraffes! Giraffes!

Vampire blood runs through our veins
Our forked tongues wag driving you insane
You'll be herded into camps when the time is right,
where we'll eat your brains for our delight!

Giraffes! Giraffes! Giraffes! Giraffes!

There's no escape we'll send you straight to @#$%^* hell!

Drinking gasoline and spitting pure fire,
we take to the skies on the leathery wings of a bat!

Giraffes! Giraffes! Giraffes! Giraffes!