Song Parodies - Han (REM-Stand) Lyrics

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002)





Han in the place where I live



(On the wall)



Think about adhesion, wonder what holds him up there now



Han in my palace at home



(It's the best)



Makes a good example for the people who are working for me.







Now if, you have, to hang up your hat



just use, the guy, who's frozen and flat



His hand, is there, to hold things for you



And Han, is there, 'cause I like the view!







Oh Han with my trophies at work



(Excellent)



Think about collection, wonder can I get the Wookiee now



Han, brought here by my best friend



(Boba Fett)



Stops him dumping cargo runs and blowing my employees in half







:-)







Now Han, a statue, is a good sight



I'm glad, that Vader, used carbonite



He's not, asleep, he's stuck in a dream.



I like, his face-perpetual scream!







Oh Han on display in my room



(Work of art)



Think of decoration, maybe should I hang him sideways now?



Han, it was worth all the cash



(Every cent)



He even opens bottles and I think he'd make real good doorman







Han on the deck of my barge



Han frozen stiff as a bar



Han doesn't wander too far



Oh Han!