Song Parodies - Help (The Beatles-Help) Lyrics

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002)





When I was younger, so much younger than today



I hadn't traveled all around this place far, far away.



But now those days are gone, I'm not so self-assured



I've been had, and Darth's my Dad,



and now I've lost my sword.







Help me Obi-Wan, I've fallen down



And it's such a bloody long way to the ground



I think my hand is at the lost and found



Won't you please, please help me!







Oh boy, how things have changed in oh so many ways



Looking down, I think my hand just vanished in the haze.



This weather vane I'm on, it doesn't feel secure



I know that I just need you like I've never done before







Help me Obi-Wan, I've fallen down



And it's such a bloody long way to the ground



I think my hand is at the lost and found



Won't you please, please help me!







When I was younger, so much younger than today



I hadn't travelled all around this place far, far away.



But now those days are gone, I'm not so self-assured



I've been had, and Darth's my Dad,



and now I've lost my sword.







Help me Obi-Wan, I've fallen down



And it's such a bloody long way to the ground



I think my hand is at the lost and found



Won't you please, please help me!



Help me



Help me!!!