Song Parodies - Hotel Of The Emperor (The Eagles-Hotel California) Lyrics

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002)





Went to Darth Vader my way



handcuffs on my hands



walker came to meet us



rising up in the air



up ahead in the distance



a shuttle platform, at night



the air grew colder and my face grew grim



it was my father, all right







There he stood in the doorway



Commander had done well



and I was thinking to myself



I'd never noticed- his helmet's a bell.



Then he lit up my saber



and he showed me the way



there were voices down the corridor



I thought I heard them say







Welcome to the hotel of the Emp'ror



Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)



hanging there in space.



Big as a moon is the hotel of the Emp'ror



What a giant sphere (What a giant sphere)



And the guy is here!







His body evil and twisted



He wants me for his own ends



His confidence is his weaknesses



Mine's my friends.



Now we stand in the throne room



see the fleet, and I fret.



Some stand to remember



Some stand to forget.







So I call up my saber



activates with a whine, and he said



Good, now use that aggression and fear



Like you're father, you're mine



And still those voices are calling from far away



Must be those two red guys out of sight



I thought I heard them say







Welcome to the hotel of the Emperor



Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)



hanging here in space.



We're living it up at the hotel of the Emp'ror



What a nice surprise (What a nice surprise)



For those rebel guys!







Shadows and low ceiling



A brilliant place to hide, (and Dad said)



So, you have a sister here



She'll love the Dark Side.



In the master's chambers



I drove him to defeat



His master couldn't change my side;



I got sizzled like some meat!







Last thing I remember, he was



lifted off the floor



and thrown into the passage black



to the main reactor core.



Relax, said Anakin, I was



programmed but I'm free



You can check out any time you like



Go my son, leave me!