Song Parodies - In The Cantina (Barry Manilow-Copacabana) Lyrics

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002)





His name was Solo, he was a smuggler



He flew the Falcon everywhere, with a two-meter lump of hair



he was in trouble, he owed to Jabba



he had to fix his credit flow, so there was just one place to go



a wretched hive, you see



of scum and villainy



The cantina in Mos Eisley was his destiny!







It was Solo, in the cantina



the beer, it don't come any greener



here with Solo, in the cantina



music and blasters and Sullustan pastas here with Solo!



He was in luck...







His name was Greedo, he wore a blaster.



He'd used it all across the land, and now he had it in his hand,



and he was waiting, waiting for Solo



when a commotion to his right looked like an entertaining fight



'Cause Doctor Evezan



wanted to do Luke in



When Kenobi pulled out a saber, Ponda lost a limb!







Here with Solo, in the cantina



it was when Luke was such a wiener



here with Solo, in the cantina



music and Wookiees and Rodian cookies here with Solo!



There was some blood..







So later Greedo ran into Solo



poor Solo had nowhere to run, 'cause he was looking down a gun



and Greedo pushed him, back to the table



where Solo said he had a stash, and Greedo asked him for the cash



But Solo's gun went blam



and Greedo's head went slam



then Solo got up and left the table, left for Alderaan!







Here with Solo, in the cantina



you'll find every wierd Tattooiner



here with Solo, in the cantina



liquids distilling and infrequent killing here with Solo!



come try your luck..



come try your luck.