Song Parodies - Scream (Michael Jackson-Scream) Lyrics

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002)





HAN: Flew here in the Falcon

No permit to land

Got captured by Vader

Shot him in the hand

They took me for torture

Tied me to this rack

A really bad posture

It's bad for my back.



VADER: This Rebel is screaming

A beautiful sight

He thinks this is awful,

soon he'll be in carbonite.

I'd ask him some questions but

there's really no point

I'm after Skywalker, and

Han will get him to this joint



HAN:These two stormtroopers, well they

make me wanna scream

They pumped me full of drugs

I think this is a dream.



VADER: This is more fun than even

those two captain guys



HAN: Somebody please have mercy

'cause I just can't take it

Stop torturin' me

Just stop torturin' me

Stop torturin' me

Make me wanna scream

Stop torturin' me

Just stop torturin' me

Stop torturin' me

Makes me just wanna scream



This funny electrode

It tickles my cheek

I'd like to knock Lando

Fair into next week.



VADER: I'm changin' the voltage

I'm liking this game

If it goes much longer

I think I might blow his brain



HAN: Electrocution, don't it

Make you wanna scream

With little pointy bits

and heated ion stream



VADER: I'm bringin' Luke to me

He'll join us or he'll die



HAN: Oh Vader, please have mercy

'cause I just can't take it

Stop torturin' me

Just stop torturin' me

Stop torturin' me

Make me wanna scream

Stop torturin' me

Just stop torturin' me

Stop @#$!!in with me

Makes me just wanna scream



VADER: By the Force, can't believe what I felt

While I was meditating, just hating

I felt a disturbance

within the insurgence

within the insurgence



(Spoken Overlay)

"My friends are in trouble. I gotta help them!".

"You must-not-go!"

"But Han and Leia will die if I don't!"

"You don't know that. Not even Yoda can see their fate"

...

"Artoo? Fire up the converters."



HAN: Electrocution, don't it

Make you wanna scream...

(repeat chorus).