Southern Drawl Band - Party Trained Lyrics

I met her on an internet dating site.
surfin' through pictures, she caught my eye.
My buddy said I should try something new
So I asked her out for a drink or two.

We were one hour in and I was still havin' fun
Somewhere around her fourth shot of rum.
Things headed south. Trust me, my friends,
You don't wanna be anywhere around when that fifth one kicks in.

Cause she's the life of the party
'Til you get her started
On double tequila shots and twisted Bacardi
When she gets to drinkin', she loses control of her brain.

Well she staggers around
Man, she just started crawlin'.
It don't take a thing to make her start bawlin'.
She drinks from her bottle and she can't even say her name.
Well it'll drive a man crazy, tryin' to get her party trained.

I tell you just when I thought
It couldn't get worse,
She's on the bar dancin', I'm watching her purse.
I just wanted dinner and good conversation,
But I can't understand a word she's sayin'.

Now I run around cleanin' up
The mess that she makes,
I swear don't know how much more of this I can take.
I'm fightin' a battle I ain't ever gonna win.
Ah, oh no, there she goes, doin' a little dance. On the bar. Again.

'Cause she's the life of the party
'Til you get her started
On double tequila shots and twisted Bacardi
When she gets to drinkin', she loses control of her brain.

Hey ya'll she staggers around
Man, she just started crawlin'.
It don't take a thing to make her start bawlin'.
She drinks from her bottle and she can't even say her name.
Ah, it'll drive a man crazy, tryin' to get her party trained.

I keep telling myself this night's almost over
Cause tomorrow we'll wake up, she'll finally be sober.
But the next time we go out for dinner and drinks,
I think I'd rather just take her for a long walk on the beach.

'Cause she's the life of the party
'Til she gets started
On them double tequila shots and twisted Bacardi
When she gets to drinkin', she loses control of her brain.

Well, now she staggers around
Man, she just started crawlin'.
It don't take a thing to make her start bawlin'.
She drinks from her bottle 'til she can't even say her name.
Well it's drivin' me crazy, tryin' to get her party trained.

Tryin' to get her party trained.