Spazz - Jean Claude Bland Dan In A Steel Cage Match With Mean Steve Segal For The Title Of Crowned King Of Hilfiger Apparel : WWF Style Lyrics

Mr. Fuji is Ken in disguise
Giving Dan salt for Steve's eyes
dan thinks, "The title will be mine"
Mean Steve's integrity is on the line
Steve's powered up, kibbles n bits
Dan wears a cape cause it fits
About to start, adrenalines peak
Fearing each other's meanstreaks
The two confront, the bell is rung
Tempers fly, fists are flung
A henious battle then ensues
The crowd is wondering
Which one will lose
Fight witnessed by Apartment 213
Bloodiest fight they've ever seen