Steel Panther - Party All Day Lyrics

When I was only three,
My mom said to me,
"don't go to school with a skanky ho,
Or you're gonna get vd"

When i was seventeen,
I boned a kooky bitch
A couple days later, my balls swelled up,
And my crotch began to itch

But thats when i totally knew,
What god wanted me to do,
Whoooaa!

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
F*ck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
F*ck all night and party...all day

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Now i'm in a bitchin' band,
And i'm banging every nun
I don't care if she's a trailer ho,
And she's got big freakin eyes.

I get up in the afternoon,
'Cuz i ain't got a stupid job
I drink some beer and i watch cartoons,
While the slut polishes my knob

Smoke and drink in school,
Thats what i was born to do,
Whoooaaa!

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
F*ck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
F*ck all night and party...all day

Now God's looking down on me,
saying, "Hey man, way to pay!"

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
F*ck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
F*ck all night and party...All day

F*ck f*ck f*ck yeah,
F*ck yeah!

...F*ck yeah, dude.