Sad Dads - ...But What About CJ? Lyrics

That Flagpole article that brought y'all to the shows?
Did you think that it was funny?
Well... I don't even know
Michael Jefts is gonna eat an onion, tattoo on my butt
Cameron Evers gonna spend the night poopin' from his but

But what about CJ?
What's he gonna do for the band today?
He don't even go out and play at the shows
He's like Winston and Emmett
Emmett and Winston too...

Oh them Sad 'ol Dads
Broken hearted fools
That hobbit from that venue down the road said that we was a joke!

But what about CJ?
What's he gonna do for the band today?
He don't even go out and play at the shows
He's like Winston and Emmett
Emmett and Winston too...

Samford Watling Justice Esq. III said he's gonna give us some dough
Listen to the Fad Dads album whenever it comes out